Chuck Norris Is New Spokesman For Glock But The Jokes Are The Best Part!

When Glock announced that Chuck Norris was the new spokesman for Glock the internet went crazy. The Chuck Norris Jokes were by far the best part. here are the best ones I was able to find.

Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he was really that good, he would come to my house and slam my head on the keybo dnrjxnenwskgjekxj jdjcladjdncm kdlfmefjejf

Glocks carry Chuck Norris for protection.

The Glock is still the 2nd deadliest weapon in this picture.

 Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his Glock

 Chuck Norris doesn’t pay for guns. Gun companies pay for Chuck Norris.

Don’t bring a Glock to a Chuck Norris fight.💪🏻

The Gen 6 will come with a beard on the accessory rail.

Legend says there is a glock that missfired…it was aimed at chuck norris

God made the Glock from Chuck Norris’s rib.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a Glock and won

 Chuck Norris carries a Glock for your protection. You can survive a bullet wound. There is no surviving a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

he Glock isn’t loaded with one in the chamber. Chuck just points it and says “bang”. The Glock knows what is expected and shoots a bullet so it doesn’t anger Chuck.

Glock brought Chuck Norris to a gun fight.

Future line from a Glock commercial:
“Only one handgun can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and still function reliably.”