Crazy Lady Bites Off Fisherman’s Line and Swims Away with Lure

Some stories are just too strange to make up. Like this one out of Florida, when a 22-year old drunk/crazy lady swam up to a fisherman bite his line and took off with his lure.

According to Fox News, authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier after a fisherman reported a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure. The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him.

Police attempted to take her into protective custody, but according to the police report she resisted. She refused to let deputies handcuff her and started yelling, “I’m f—— naked!”

She was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence.