Golf is supposed to be a relaxing a sport.
Trust me it’s not. I’ve tried it. It is very frustrating to hit that stupid little white ball and it doesn’t go the direction you wanted it to.
Finally, on the 18th hole you smash one it’s gonna go far, middle of the fairway, but “NO” you hit a duck mid flight. The duck’s lifeless body falls into the lake. Your ball lands in the lake. You had rough day, but at least you weren’t the duck.
Hope he had a federal stamp for that.