With toilet paper in short supply due to mass stupidity, we have found a video that will help those that run out. Outdoorsmen have been perfecting the art of pooping outside for all of human history.
The first step is finding your favorite technique. The second step is finding the proper leaves. leaves that are still green if possible. This tells you that they have real durability in case a “power wipe” is needed. Think of this as finding natural double-ply TP.
Don’t forget leaves of 3 don’t go in the B…..hole!