Naked Man Chases Laptop Stealing Wild Pig

Wild pigs are a huge problem in the United States. They cause billions of dollars worth of property damage as well as reeking havoc on the ecosystem. Wild pigs in Europe seem to cause other problems, such as eating thousands of dollars worth of cocaine or stealing a naked man’s laptop.

A German nudist was sun bathing by a lake near Berlin when a wild pig stole a bag containing his laptop. The man chased after the pig in nothing but his birthday suit. He eventually got it back and was able to return to his towel.

Apparently, there is a video of the chase but it is probably inappropriate so we just got these screenshots. I doubt anyone really wants to see the video anyway.

https://twitter.com/affleckquine/status/1291702263459852289/photo/1