Smoking Giraffes With A Muzzleloader [GRAPHIC VIDEO]

For weeks  everynight my wife made me watch the stupid live stream of April the giraffe.

As I laid in bed watching this giraffe pace back and forth it really got me thinking. How much meat could i get off of a giraffe neck roast?

I planned out the perfect backyard giraffe BBQ. It would be real easy, just run the spit right up through the vertebrae, periodically coating with bbq sauce and cajun seasonings.

Now I would just need a giraffe. I came across this video and since deer hunting with my muzzleloader is my favorite way to hunt i would do the same when i book my African safari.